Golf Slang
Warning - Politically incorrect terms and references below. You have been warned!
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker.
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
An O. J. Simpson - somehow got away with it.
A Condom - safe, but didn’t feel real good.
Rooting Your Sister-In-Law - up there, but not proud of it.
A Kathy Freeman - it’s ugly, but it’s still running.
A Kate Moss - a bit thin.
Taking a Gerry (Adams) - hitting a provisional.
A Diego Maradonna - very, very nasty little five footer.
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn’t.
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn’t make over the water.
Putting Like A Gynecologist’s Assistant - shaving the hole.
Okay, these have been around for a while, but I just thought I’d give them a bit of a revival.
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Spring Has Sprung
Spring is sprung
De grass is riz
I wonder where de boidies is?
De boidie’s on de wing dey say
But dat’s absoid
Coz de wing is on de boid!
and I have my annual bout of hayfever!
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An Email Gone Wrong
A Queensland couple decided to go to Melbourne to cool down during a particularly humid and hot summer. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 25 years earlier.
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