Golf Slang

Warning – Politically incorrect terms and references below. You have been warned!

An Adolf Hitler – taking two shots in a bunker.

A Kate Winslett – a bit fat, but otherwise perfect.

A Rodney King – over-clubbed.

An O. J. Simpson – somehow got away with it.

A Condom – safe, but didn’t feel real good.

Rooting Your Sister-In-Law – up there, but not proud of it.

A Kathy Freeman – it’s ugly, but it’s still running.

A Kate Moss – a bit thin.

Taking a Gerry (Adams) – hitting a provisional.

A Diego Maradonna – very, very nasty little five footer.

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read.

A Rock Hudson – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t.

A Glen Miller – kept low and didn’t make over the water.

Putting Like A Gynecologist’s Assistant – shaving the hole.

Okay, these have been around for a while, but I just thought I’d give them a bit of a revival.