Golf Slang

Warning - Politically incorrect terms and references below. You have been warned!

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker.

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect.

A Rodney King - over-clubbed.

An O. J. Simpson - somehow got away with it.

A Condom - safe, but didn’t feel real good.

Rooting Your Sister-In-Law - up there, but not proud of it.

A Kathy Freeman - it’s ugly, but it’s still running.

A Kate Moss - a bit thin.

Taking a Gerry (Adams) - hitting a provisional.

A Diego Maradonna - very, very nasty little five footer.

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn’t.

A Glen Miller - kept low and didn’t make over the water.

Putting Like A Gynecologist’s Assistant - shaving the hole.

Okay, these have been around for a while, but I just thought I’d give them a bit of a revival.